Sat, 21 Feb 2004 21:01:26 GMT

and i would cry about it,
but i just did my make up,
and it would be quite a waste of MAC products.

Sat, 31 Jan 2004 20:37:54 GMT

and i love going to therapy,
because i get to talk about myself.

Sun, 25 Jan 2004 15:59:58 GMT

well, next month is black history month.

new aim:
the virgin agenda

mytruckgotstuck: they are like little simon and danyelle replicas, except we are 10x hotter.

Thu, 22 Jan 2004 00:40:50 GMT

best friendz means i sleep with the mail man, best friendz means u get wut u deserve!!1!1!

it was 8:42.
simon always arrived home at around 8:30.
so i decided to call him to see where his bitch ass was.

-- you have 234 minutes to make this call--

simon- "hey honey, whatz up?"
danyella- "nothing. when will you be home tonight?"
simon- "at around 10. got held up at work. i have to go. you hang up!"
danyella- "no you hang up!"
simon- "no you!"
danyelle- "ok."

call ended. 02:32

so i decided to be a good girl and watch berman and berman,
tonights episode was about kegel exercises.
then the door bell rang.
ding.
i answered it.
it was the mail man, tyron.
i always had a thing for him, and imagined fooling around with his sexy black ass.
so we did.
long story short we fucked.
pow pow pow.

he just had escaped from the local county jail, and was in need of some pussy.
i looked at the clock.
10:05.

"this aint my baby? you bitch!"

tyron ran out the back door into the apartment complex.

"who was that african american man?", simon said, "was it..."

i swore to him that i would never tell.
they'd kill a black man around these parts.
we continued arguing.

, simon said screaming at me.

"well, they are not all our children..."

"nope.", i said calmly.
i felt awful, but would i show it?
no.
i'm way too scene,
i'd rather hide it behind big 80's sunglasses.
we stared at each other in silence for what seemed like hours.
and then the truth came out.

oh no he didn't!

oh yes he did!

OH. OH. OH.
Danyelle. Put down that Every Time I Curl Up Like A Fetus record so we can go shopping. 1. PUNK Medallion. 2. Best Friends Clothespins. 3. Best Friends Brushes. 4. Best Friends Color-By-Number Pictures. 5. Best Friends Paint. 6. BEST FRIENDS AFRICAN DOLLS.

Sun, 18 Jan 2004 21:48:49 GMT

lj-cut?
like i honestly care about your friends pages.

Sun, 18 Jan 2004 04:26:53 GMT

i've had two awful vaginal dreams this week.

dream one
i sneezed and a tampon shot out of my vagina.

dream two
jill and i went camping and there was a tick in my vagina.

ew.

raping your fancy under the spotlight

mytruckgotstuck: they are like little simon and danyelle replicas, except we are 10x hotter.