urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dinosaursgorawr i love the filthy scene i love the filthy scene 2004-02-21T21:01:26Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dinosaursgorawr:62226 2004-02-21T21:01:26Z 2004-02-21T21:01:26Z and i would cry about it,<br />but i just did my make up, <br />and it would be quite a waste of MAC products. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dinosaursgorawr:62028 2004-01-31T20:37:54Z 2004-01-31T20:37:54Z and i love going to therapy,<br />because i get to talk about myself. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dinosaursgorawr:61945 2004-01-25T15:59:58Z 2004-01-25T15:59:58Z <b>well, next month <big>is</big> black history month.<br /><br />new aim:<br />the virgin agenda</b> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dinosaursgorawr:61459 2004-01-22T00:40:50Z 2004-01-26T05:09:30Z best friendz means i sleep with the mail man, best friendz means u get wut u deserve!!1!1!<br /><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br />it was 8:42.<br />simon always arrived home at around 8:30.<br />so i decided to call him to see where his bitch ass was.<br /><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/calling_simon.jpg"><br /><br />-- you have 234 minutes to make this call--<br /><br />simon- "hey honey, whatz up?"<br />danyella- "nothing. when will you be home tonight?"<br />simon- "at around 10. got held up at work. i have to go. you hang up!"<br />danyella- "no you hang up!"<br />simon- "no you!"<br />danyelle- "ok."<br /><br />call ended. 02:32 <br /><br />so i decided to be a good girl and watch berman and berman,<br />tonights episode was about kegel exercises.<br />then the door bell rang.<br />ding.<br />i answered it. <br />it was the mail man, tyron.<br />i always had a thing for him, and imagined fooling around with his sexy black ass.<br />so we did.<br />long story short we fucked.<br />pow pow pow.<br /><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/doggie_style.jpg"><br /><br />he just had escaped from the local county jail, and was in need of some pussy.<br />i looked at the clock.<br />10:05.<br /><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/you_mean_this_aint_my_baby_copy.jpg"><br /><br />"this aint my baby? you bitch!"<br /><br />tyron ran out the back door into the apartment complex.<br /><br />"who was that african american man?", simon said, "was it..."<br /><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/ruban_studdard_copy.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/danyelle_and_fitty_copy.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/danyelle_and_jerome.jpg"><br /><br />i swore to him that i would never tell.<br />they'd kill a black man around these parts.<br />we continued arguing.<br /><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/aint_these_my_babys_daddys.jpg"><br />, simon said screaming at me.<br /><br />"well, they are not all <b>our</b> children..."<br /><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/our_twin_daughters.jpg"> <br /><br />"nope.", i said calmly.<br />i felt awful, but would i show it?<br />no.<br />i'm way too scene,<br />i'd rather hide it behind big 80's sunglasses.<br />we stared at each other in silence for what seemed like hours.<br />and then the truth came out.<br /><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/simon_and_his_new_fuck_copy.jpg"><br /><br /><b>oh no he didn't!</b><br /><br /><b>oh yes he did!</b><br /><br /><big><b>OH. OH. OH.</big></b><br /><center><tt><img src="http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v17/gin_andplatonic/music.jpg" border="30"><br /><br />Danyelle. Put down that Every Time I Curl Up Like A Fetus record so we can go shopping.<br /><br /><a name="cutid2"></a><br /><br />1. PUNK Medallion.<br /><br /><img src="http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v17/gin_andplatonic/punk.jpg" border="30"><br /><br />2. Best Friends Clothespins.<br /><br /><img src="http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v17/gin_andplatonic/bestfriend_paper_clips.jpg" border="30"><br /><br />3. Best Friends Brushes.<br /><br /><img src="http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v17/gin_andplatonic/bestfriend_brushes.jpg" border="30"><br /><br />4. Best Friends Color-By-Number Pictures.<br /><br /><img src="http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v17/gin_andplatonic/best_friends_pictures.jpg" border="30"><br /><br />5. Best Friends Paint.<br /><br /><img src="http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v17/gin_andplatonic/besat_friends_paint.jpg" border="30"><br /><br /><b>6. BEST FRIENDS AFRICAN DOLLS.</b><br /><br /><img src="http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v17/gin_andplatonic/best_friends_african_dolls.jpg" border="30"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></tt></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dinosaursgorawr:61209 2004-01-18T21:48:49Z 2004-01-18T21:48:49Z <img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/pink.jpg"><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/purple.jpg"><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/normal.jpg"><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/green.jpg"><br /><img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/danyelle/cyan.jpg"><br /><br />lj-cut?<br />like i honestly care about your friends pages. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dinosaursgorawr:61161 2004-01-18T04:26:53Z 2004-01-18T06:23:52Z i've had two awful vaginal dreams this week.<br /><br /><b>dream one</b><br />i sneezed and a tampon shot out of my vagina.<br /><br /><b>dream two</b><br />jill and i went camping and there was a tick in my vagina.<br /><br />ew.